Looking Glass: Forgive me, honey, and let’s just see if we can work this out

A woman who was getting ready to celebrate her 10th wedding anniversary told TikTok that she discovered her husband had been cheating on her when she saw an announcement in the newspaper that another woman had had his baby. He even posed for a picture on the hospital website with the baby and the other woman. “But not only that,” she said. “They had a baby girl about a year and a half before that.” She has divorced him.

WHY WON’T YOU BELIEVE ME!? When the police entered the Monroe, La., home of a 60-year-old man with a long rap sheet and saw methamphetamine on his night stand, he told them that a ghost planted the drugs and climbed out a bedroom window.

I WAS JUST KIDDING, OFFICER: A man was pulled over by police in Singapore, and since his driver’s license had been revoked, he claimed to be his younger brother. Alas, the kid brother was a wanted man, so the cops arrested the guy anyway.

I THINK I’VE MADE MY POINT! A 76-year-old lady took her revenge on her ex-boyfriend who dumped her for a younger woman, age 64, ramming his car while it was parked outside his home in Largo, Fla., pouring oil into the air vents and writing “Loves Kinkey Sex” and “Wominzer” on the windows in pink lipstick. She also poured oil on the new girlfriend’s car, which was also parked there, and left a dead raccoon on the hood.

WE’RE NOT THE COW POLICE, SIR: A farmer brought four cows to a police station in Holehonnur, India, and complained that they were failing to provide any milk, and were also kicking his wife when she tried to milk them. “Give me justice,” he said. The policemen directed him to a nearby veterinary hospital.

GOING SOMEWHERE, PAL? A 23-year-old man who was attempting to steal tires from a car dealership lot in Bellevue, Wash., put his car up on jacks to swap them for the stolen ones. But the cops showed up, so he dove into his car to flee. But, since it was up on jacks, it didn’t go anywhere.

MONEY? WHAT MONEY? A man robbed a bank in Wilmington, Del., and used the ATM on the exterior of the building to deposit the cash into his own account. He then tried to run away, but he didn’t get far.

KNIFEPOINT? GUNPOINT? YOU DECIDE: A man entered a home in Fairfax City, Va., at 8 in the morning, pulled a knife on the guy who lived there, lunged at him, and held him at knifepoint. In response, the guy pulled out his gun, fired a round into the living room floor, and held the intruder at gunpoint.

FREE AT LAST! A man, who was sent to Pentonville Prison in London to begin a four and a half-year sentence for blackmail was mistakenly released after only 10 hours due to a paperwork error, so he went on a 10-day booze binge with his friends. The authorities ultimately figured this out and hauled him back to jail.

from Boston Herald https://ift.tt/3si71RJ