Does the police force now have a ‘simply fabulous’ division?

After being pulled over following a high-speed chase in Santa Rosa, Calif, a woman got out of the car and used a cordless blower motor to blast a cloud of glitter on arresting officers.

I HAVE TO SAY NO, GENTS, BUT WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN SOME BEEF JERKY? … Two hooded men, one of them brandishing a gun, stormed into a gas station in Vernon Hills, Ill., at 3 a.m., and demanded money. The clerk refused them, and they fled.

YOU’RE A LONG WAY FROM THE GO-KART TRACK, PARDNER … A 21-year-old man, wearing a cowboy hat, was arrested for operating a go-kart while under the influence on the streets of St. Thomas, Ontario.

BUT SABRINA WANTS A REMATCH … A drunk hopped over a fence at an outdoor bear enclosure at the Warsaw Zoo in Poland, jumped into the moat and wrestled a bear named Sabrina. It ended in a tie.

SO, MISS, YOU DOING ANYTHING LATER? … An attractive 25-year-old woman was arrested for walking naked down the main street of her home town in Dothan, Ala. She didn’t say why she did this.

BACK ALREADY? YOU FORGET SOMETHING, SONNY? … A teenager, who had been jailed on suspicion of first-degree criminal trespass of a vehicle in Greeley, Colo., was arrested 45 minutes after he was released, for breaking into a car and stealing $2.08 from inside.

YOU HAPPY NOW? … A woman got into an argument with a clerk in a store in Kiev, Ukraine, who said he wouldn’t serve her because she wasn’t wearing a face mask. So the lady pulled down her trousers, removed her panties and put them on over her head.

TWO WRONGS APPARENTLY DO MAKE A RIGHT … A woman driving drunk hit a pedestrian who had assaulted another man in a nightclub in Scottsdale, Ariz., and was fleeing the scene of the crime.

BIG FAN OF YOUR FILM, SIR … A convicted felon out on probation made the mistake of streaming himself live on Facebook as he was about to rent a watercraft in Daytona Beach Shores. The cops saw this and rushed to the scene. They searched his vehicle and found two handguns, lots of ammunition, a bag of fentanyl and two bags of marijuana. Many charges resulted.

A RUCKUS!? I’LL SHOW YOU A RUCKUS! … Angered by his sister who scolded him for creating a ruckus while he was drunk, a man returned hours later and threw a bomb into her home in Palamedu, India, killing her dog.

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU FORGOT TO MENTION, SIR? … A man crashed a minivan into a telephone pole in Colonie, N.Y., took off running when the police arrived, and ran right into a barbed wire fence. He said he fled because his driver’s license had been suspended. But then the cops found that he had taken the vehicle from a repair shop where he worked without the permission of the owner.

from Boston Herald https://ift.tt/2ZRNJEp