Whatever happened to trust, sweetheart?

A bride-to-be hired a woman to spy on her fiance during his bachelor party in London. She said she followed him “to check on his behavior.” She reported that, “The night ended at a strip club, where he was dragged up on stage by numerous strippers, and lots of sex acts were instigated.” He then invited them all into a private room to continue the festivities. The bride called off the wedding.

IS THAT YOU, MARGE? A woman put on a mask and robbed the sandwich shop where she worked in Las Cruces, N.M., “to teach one of the employees a lesson about what could happen late at night in that part of town.” Alas, one of the workers recognized her voice.

VERY AWAKE AND VERY HIGH: A man was arrested in Bradford, England, with hundreds of fake stickers for free coffee at McDonald’s in his car. He was also charged with driving under the influence of drugs.

HALT THY DOINGS, YE VARLET: A man threatened another guy with a sword in the French Quarter of New Orleans in order to get him to stop urinating on a building at the corner of Royal and Orleans.

SO, DID YOU BAG ANY DEER, BRO? A man got angry at his brother and sprayed deer repellent around his brother’s hunting stands in Newaygo County, Mich. He was spotted in one of the trail camera’s photographs.

I SEE MY FINANCIAL FUTURE GROWING BRIGHTER: A psychic in California told her clients that she would bless their money and would later return with twice the amount they turned over to her. They gave her a total of $100,000. She has not been seen since.

HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE SAL: A man burglarized a muffler shop in Schenectady, N.Y., where he used to work, four times over a period of two months: Oct. 12, Nov. 8, Nov. 17 and Dec. 2. He was caught when somebody finally looked at the video surveillance footage.

AND COPS ARE VERY SUSPICIOUS: A woman with a history of retail theft was caught shoplifting at the Walmart in Uniontown, Pa., because the place was swarming with police taking part in the “shop with a cop” program for the benefit of needy children.

HOPE YOU’RE SATISFIED, SIR: A man robbed a Hardee’s in Escanaba, Mich., hoping to be sent back to prison. He was sentenced to 24 to 40 years because it was his fourth offense. He is 59.

DUDE, WHAT’S A STICK SHIFT? Two teenage boys tried to steal a car at gunpoint at 3 a.m. in Toronto, but their plan was foiled because the car had a manual transmission, and they didn’t know how to drive it, so they ran away.

READY TO GIVE UP, SIR? After pursuing a man who stole a car in Pine County, Minn., deputies deployed stop sticks that flattened the tires, causing the vehicle to veer into a frozen swamp. The guy got out and ran into the swamp, but the cops caught him with their four-wheel drive. A farmer was called to pull the car out with a tractor.

from Boston Herald https://ift.tt/35oNfW6