Kacey Musgraves wears Whoville chic on red carpet

Though my chum Tipsy van Keister fell off her towering stilettos and took a Loubout-umble, necessitating unfashionable crutches for several weeks, that hasn’t stopped her from gadding about just fine.

“How do you do it?” I asked as she parked herself next to the punch bowl at yet another Back Bay bash.

“I take trains everywhere. So efficient. So relaxing,” she said.

“The … subway?” I raised a well-plucked brow. Tipsy nearly dropped the ladle.

“Lord no! Those trains,” she answered, pointing at the yards of fabric trailing the skirt of a Hub deb.

“I just discreetly lie down and let them carry me along. They never even know I’m there.”

Well, years of a cocktail olive diet will do that.

Speaking of hitching a ride, I could have used an escape from the ghastly get-ups caught in this week’s red-carpet stakeout.

Let me board this Canadian Freight Train, and I’ll file my report:

CANADIAN FREIGHT TRAIN

1 oz. peach schnapps
1 oz. Canadian whiskey

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into shot glass.

— drinknation.com

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  SEUSS YOURSELF: Kacey Musgraves wears a stunning creation from the House of Cindy Lou Who. Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)

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  WHEE: I wonder if I can hire Malillany Marin to sit atop my Christmas tree. Photo by Eric Jamison/Invision/AP)

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  BOW WOW: Either Maggie Rogers is holding those bows for a friend, or she's festively confused. Photo by Greg Allen/Invision/AP)

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  ESCAPE CLAWS: Did Sofia Carson try to get her cat down from the curtains? Photo by Eric Jamison/Invision/AP)

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