Fashion felonies flagged on red carpet

My chum Mitzi von Schnapps was beside herself. It seems the poor dear faces indictment for some creative accounting, and has until Wednesday to turn herself in.

“What am I going to wear?” she wailed. It seems she can expect press coverage for her million dollar oopsie, so I understand her concern.

“Something blue,” I suggested, “that’s a trustworthy color.”

“I should look humble, yet dignified,” she mused.

“A plain blue suit with a pearl brooch,” I said.

“I’ve got it! Overalls and a mink!” Mitzi cried.

“Perfect,” I responded. “Set up a case for insanity.”

Speaking of crimes and misdemeanors, the celebs caught in this week’s red-carpet stakeout deserved citations for their fashion infractions.

Let me wave down this Cop Car, and I’ll file my report:

COP CAR

1 oz. Creme de Myrtille blueberry liqueur
1 oz. raspberry rum

Layer the rum over the blueberry liqueur in a shot glass.

— drinknation.com

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  BE OUR GUEST: Ladies and gentlemen, the part of the animated sugar bowl will be played by Bel Powley. (Photo Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)

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  WELL BREAD: No one wears a Wonder Bread bag quite like Halsey. (Photo Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP)

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  TADA: Heidi Klum looks great as she emerges from her alien chrysalis. (Photo Charles Sykes/Invision/AP)

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  RAIN DATE: Angela Simmons channels a Victorian umbrella in her feathered floof-fest. (Photo Charles Sykes/Invision/AP)

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