Halloween starts early on red carpet

My chums and I got to wondering — why should children have all the trick-or-treating fun?

“I want to dress up and have people give me candy,” sniffed Tipsy van Keister. “Where’s my bite-size Snickers?”

And so it was decided: The posse would costume up and head out on Halloween, in a neighborhood where we wouldn’t be recognized.

I’m going as Lady Gaga, and I have only a few more pork chops to buy and my dress will be complete. Tipsy will be Pennywise the clown.

“What will you be?” I asked Gremolata Bunion (of the Newport Bunions).

“I’m going as a dinosaur.”

“So,” sniped Tipsy, “no costume needed then.”

As the two dueled with swizzle sticks, I had time to compile my equally scary report from this week’s red-carpet stakeout.

Let me join this Creature of the Night while I file:

CREATURE OF THE NIGHT

1 oz. vodka

1 oz. hot water

1 t. instant coffee

Mix hot water and instant coffee in a cup and pour it into a shot glass, about half full. Add in the vodka and serve.

— drinknation.com

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  FEATHER UP: It's nice that Jameela Jamil is giving that insurance commercial emu some work. Photo AP

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  EDELWEISS: Whatever "Sound of Music" remake Maria Sharapova is in, it's got Goth overtones. Photo AP

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  BELL OF THE BALL: Tessa Thompson's personal wainscotting is in a festive mood. Photo AP

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  PASTEL HELL: Poor Kirsten Dunst's dress succumbed to an outbreak of My Little Pony. Photo AP

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